Dog
Umbrella My
heart goes out to this dog! Does it really look like this umbrella
will keep the poor mutt dry? What about the dog's street cred?
Surely a case for the RSPCA... |
Portable
Water Fan This
is a battery powered fan and a water sprayer rolled into one.
Fantastic combination, especially when water sprays everywhere
when you turn the fan. Be great on the crowded 5:28 from London
Victoria. |
Random
Food Hamper What's for dinner tonight? Remove the decision making process by taking out a blank tin from this random food hamper. Will it be beans, or tuna? Pedigree Chum on toast? Comes complete with cheaply made hamper.
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Inflatable
Raving Sheep This
really is an inflatable raving sheep (adults only)! Perhaps
you know someone who likes sh**ing sheep? It's not second hand
either! |
'Velvet'
Artificial
Rose
 This
is not a real rose, but a crap looking soft, velvelty rose. If
you give this to your girlfriend, she will probably dump you!
Can also be used as a toilet cleaner! |
Beware
of the S**t! Never
tread in the shit again. Place this George
W. Bush flag tactfully in the brown stuff to warn people. Sold
out in Baghdad. |
Wind
Up Granny! "Mum!
Granny's been popping her pills again!" |
David
Hasselhoff Wall Cock! Just
when you thought Hoff's time was up. He's
back! Can also be used as a frisbee off Beachy Head. |
Inflatable
Ballerina Clinically
obese? If not, maybe this will help. Guaranteed to place a strain
on the NHS! |
Gentleman's
Ball Scratcher! Ahem!
What’s a man to do when he’s got an irritating
itch in an extremely awkward spot? Perfect for the days when
your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's
Ball Scratcher is crafted in the
shape of a delicate female hand for those extremely
hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent
extra length to help get around difficult obstacles like
beer bellies... |
Frog
Shower Cap Keep
your hair dry with this lime green shower cap. Also suitable
for your boss at the office Christmas bash. |
Racing
Nuns Jesus
Christ! Who would buy these 'Nuns on the Run'? Maybe they need
the exorcise their dark side. |
