Dental
Floss Holder Customize
the length of your floss. Simply pull the floss from his mouth
and snip! Not
suitable for grandad's false teeth. |
Toothpick
Bird Simply
press the bird's head down and it grabs a toothpick with a
single
perfect peck a pick. |
Bum
Shorts Will
your bum look big in these? Guaranteed to be the butt of people's
jokes if you ever wear them. Highly unlikely. |
Turkey
Costume So
this is what Bernard Matthews is up to now! Want to buy this?
Get stuffed mate. |
Beer
Belly When
covered by your football team's shirt, you can drinkr beer discretely
at your next footie match. Just don't jump up and down too much. |
Banana
Guard Protect
your yella fella until its snack time. 100%
compatibility with all bananas is not guaranteed. |
Obese
Referee Are
you as ref? Wear this costume to quadruple your abuse in a match.
Forget the yellow cards - give the players a 'big daddy' splash
instead. |
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