Pig
Mouse Style your computer desk with this sexy pink mouse. |
Cat A**e Sharpener Pencil
a little blunt? 8 out of 10 cats said they preferred this sharpener! |
USB
Humping Dog Simply slide
the dog into your USB hole. Watch it hump your PC! |
Dead
Fred Who
needs a desk tidy? Killer idea. Stick your pen where it hurts.
Face can be amended! |
Office
Stamp Stressed
out? Stamp and file those documents that don't deserve the
time of day. Can be used up to 500 times on Health and Safety
documents. |
Fake
Brick Annoying
colleagues? Chuck 'em a bit of brick. Lays the foundation for
positive office banter. |
Remote
Controlled Finger Give
your colleagues the middle finger when they are not looking. Not
recommended for the back of your car. |
Verballs Talking
Internet Telephone Every
time a call comes through each charismatic cartoon character
flashes its horns and waves its arms frantically like a sex
crazed John McCririck on derby day. Best of all, each Verball
moves its lips every time your caller talks! |
USB
Massager The
USB Massager lightly vibrates at 3600 rpm, It allegedly eases
work stress. Just don't use it as a hot drinks coaster. |
The
Cubes Finally,
the drudgery of corporate life has been captured in a play
set for adults! Spend eight hours a day, five days a week
at tiny desks in tiny cubicles, in a giant room packed with
countless
similar cubicles. Sound familiar? |
