Groovy
Loo Roll Top
of the Plops loo roll. Get into the Groove with this bog standard
gift. |
Hamster
Transport Beat
the petrol prices and help the rodent find its way
round the lounge. MOT'd until the hamster dies gracefully. |
Orville LP This
is classic crap. A 7" rare record. Unfortunately it is in
good condition, and actually plays on a record player! |
Potty
Putter Not
pitch 'n' putt, but dump 'n' putt. Can you beat par? Comes
with free loo roll to use as a scorecard. |
Crazy Frog CD A
very appropriate place to display this CD. The less said, the
better! |
Bra
Bath Pillow For
an inflatable storm in a C cup, rest your head on this lovely
pair in the bath... abreast of any other ideas you
may have... |
Toilet
Monster Men!
Better not leave the loo seat up any more. Uses suckers to
attach to the rim. Down the pan with this crap I think. |
Bush
Loo Roll Sit
down, relax, and enjoy. |
Control
a Man Remote Control Women
- get your man to follow your every command. Worth every penny. |
Condom
Pot Stylish
earthenware storage container for condoms. No need to fumble
around in a drawer, in your wallet or your pockets. Impress
your girlfriend
with your organisation and storage skills. Shame about her thoughts
about your infedility! |
Cloth
/ Towel Holder Do
you need
a place to keep your kitchen cloths? Can also be used as a
bottle opener (apparently). |
Robocup How
do you like your egg sir? Light and portable so you can take
it with you to the All Day Cafe. |
