Hanging Harry Light Pull

New light pull? Before deedpoll, this rubber used to be called Saddam.
Seen on www.suck.uk.com on 3/6/07.

Jim'll Fix It Soap

Jim couldn't fix this crap present being sold. At least it will dissolve sooner or later. Please run the bath very hot!
Seen on www.shushhh.co.uk on 3/6/07.

Potty Light

Boys 'n Girls Potty Night light turns on when you approach the loo, and turns off after you leave. Better yet, the potty night light uses RED or GREEN light to show the position of the seat. Having a piss has never been so therapeutic. All you need now is that 80s classic, 'Push It' by Salt n Pepa playing in the background.
Seen on www.johnny-light.com on 3/6/07.

Old Fart Slippers

Gift to grandad. Complete with whoopee cushion under the sole. But is that fart a genuine one from the old git?
Seen on www.ebay.co.uk on 3/6/07.

Fruitballs

Would you store your fruit in these flat balls? Surely they are better cut in half and used swimming caps.
Seen on www.shushhh.co.uk on 3/6/07.

The Walking Dog Balloon

No need to worry about your dog making a mess on the grass verge any more! The only dog that can be taken on an aeroplane too!
Seen on www.prezzybox.com on 20/6/07.

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