Bouncy
Balls! Deary
me, you must have some balls to buy this crap. |
Chicken
Mask Some
masks look funny, but this one is just plain crap. Cringe with
embarrassment
as your dad wears it at a party! |
Tabletop
Badminton Surely you need
a high ceiling and a reasonable sized court? Table football, definitely.
Table top snooker, a bit dodgy. But table top badminton? Give me
a break... |
Stretchy
Chicken This
rubber chicken fits perfectly in the palm of the hand for that
passionate squeeze. Also suitable to bash with a hammer. |
Warbling Bird
 A plastic bird
AND a musical instrument? Twice the reason to avoid this cheap
crap. Then again, I
suppose you could always try smoking weed in it... |
Classic Rubber Chicken As
far as rubber chickens go, this must be the Deluxe version. It
even squeaks. Why not watch it melt in the mircowave? |
Crazy
Frog "A
ring, ding, ding, SPLAT!" shouted the child as he threw
this toy against the wall. He then gave it to his destructive
pet rottweiler... |
Paris
Hilton Dartsboard Is
treble 20 too hard to hit? Try this Paris Hilton dart board instead.
Much more satisfying. Made of combustible materials if you want
to fire flame arrows instead. |
Racing
Grannies The
Gran National is here! Yep, growing old isn't just
a race against time as Betty and Edna race around in their carbon
neutral wheelchairs. Not for the faint hearted! |
Green
Toy Plane The
latest in 'no frills' air travel. Exempt from fuel surcharge! |
Gnome
Jack in the Box Crank
the handle to hear this tacky gnome sing 'pop goes the weasel'.
Look out Pop Idol... |
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